brunettebitchx3

lvysaur:

youhavetooletgo:

lvysaur:

x is my least favorite letter now because of math

Y?

i swear to fucking god

fuck-what-haters-got-to-say:

adamusprime:

there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants

exactly

landeskogingforfunsies:

christianborles:

nuitcorbeau:

Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.

love her

FITCH PLEASE

oh my god this is perff

crackopenfemur-suckoutmarrow:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

It would be wonderful if you would be so kind s to shuck your garments, [good sir/dear madam], and lounge atop me.

(Source: surf4ces)